Post by doru on May 10, 2010 13:08:03 GMT -7
Art in story form, our tale begins..
Chuck Norris met a beautiful black woman from Omicron Persei 8. And they had many children, which they all named Jedediah J. Jedediah.
One day as Jedediah J. Jedediah # 3 and Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 were walking home from The Senior Citizens of America Club they came across a black hole. Seeing this black hole, Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 decided to Push Jedediah #3 in to see if a turkey omelet would come out in return. This angered the black hole and it suddenly started pumping out bananas, thousands of them, EVERYWHERE! Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 screamed in terror, and Zeus flew down from Olympus to assist but Chuck Norris landed on him, killed Zeus, and ended the Greek religion forever. Chuck Norris screamed at the black hole and started multiplying. In just a few minutes, there were over nine-thousand Chuck Norris's. All of a sudden the many Chuck Norrises filled the hole, until it was clogged to the last nanometer, but then a giant Godzilla-Bill Cosby emerged from the black hole and pushed all of the Chuck Norrises out with mega-fire breath. Chuck Norris yelled something unintelligible. Suddenly, all of the Chuck Norris's merged into one giant Chuck Norris. We shall call this being Charles Norris. Charles Norris summoned a giant Macgyver, who quickly fashioned a Charles Norris-sized RPG out of a paper clip. Charles Norris fired the RPG at Godzilla-Bill Cosby, but then Godzilla-Bill Cosby transformed Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby and destroyed the giant Macgyver. Then she proceeded to stomp on every human in sight. Meanwhile, Charles Norris flew to Mars, seeking assistance from the Martians. Back on Earth Obama had been defeated and Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby ruled America, and people lived, and babies never died, and everyone had free money. The Martians had built a giant centipede cannon, capable of launching giant centipedes at ten times the speed of light. Charles Norris convinced the Martians to use the Giant Centipede Cannon on Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby. The Martians fired the cannon, blowing Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby and Earth to bits. And Charles Norris lived happily ever after on Pluto.
-was written by Mark and, yours truly, Dex.
Chuck Norris met a beautiful black woman from Omicron Persei 8. And they had many children, which they all named Jedediah J. Jedediah.
One day as Jedediah J. Jedediah # 3 and Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 were walking home from The Senior Citizens of America Club they came across a black hole. Seeing this black hole, Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 decided to Push Jedediah #3 in to see if a turkey omelet would come out in return. This angered the black hole and it suddenly started pumping out bananas, thousands of them, EVERYWHERE! Jedediah J. Jedediah #36 screamed in terror, and Zeus flew down from Olympus to assist but Chuck Norris landed on him, killed Zeus, and ended the Greek religion forever. Chuck Norris screamed at the black hole and started multiplying. In just a few minutes, there were over nine-thousand Chuck Norris's. All of a sudden the many Chuck Norrises filled the hole, until it was clogged to the last nanometer, but then a giant Godzilla-Bill Cosby emerged from the black hole and pushed all of the Chuck Norrises out with mega-fire breath. Chuck Norris yelled something unintelligible. Suddenly, all of the Chuck Norris's merged into one giant Chuck Norris. We shall call this being Charles Norris. Charles Norris summoned a giant Macgyver, who quickly fashioned a Charles Norris-sized RPG out of a paper clip. Charles Norris fired the RPG at Godzilla-Bill Cosby, but then Godzilla-Bill Cosby transformed Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby and destroyed the giant Macgyver. Then she proceeded to stomp on every human in sight. Meanwhile, Charles Norris flew to Mars, seeking assistance from the Martians. Back on Earth Obama had been defeated and Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby ruled America, and people lived, and babies never died, and everyone had free money. The Martians had built a giant centipede cannon, capable of launching giant centipedes at ten times the speed of light. Charles Norris convinced the Martians to use the Giant Centipede Cannon on Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby. The Martians fired the cannon, blowing Mecha-Optimus-Godzilla-Megatron-Jackie Chan-Bill Cosby and Earth to bits. And Charles Norris lived happily ever after on Pluto.
-was written by Mark and, yours truly, Dex.